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Hard Gun (Tony Jaa) (BluRay) Review

Hard Gun (Tony Jaa) (BluRay)
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Don't let this new release fool you. If you're not careful, you may think it's a new release of recent work. It's a new release in the U.S. of an old Thai "B Movie." Tony Jaa has some decent performance as a villain in this movie. But he is not the main character, and his performance was not all that great. This was definitely not the "Ong-Bak" stuff.
If you are a Tony Jaa fan and for some historical reason, you have the curiosity to see how he started his career, then this may be worth getting for your knowledge.
If you are one of those people who used to like the "cheesy" kung fu movies of the past (and I mean the real cheesy ones), then this may satisfy you. It has ridiculous comedy to the point of stupidity. I admit there are people who just love "B" movies. This could be a classic for you.
For most of you, this is low-production and pretty bad. I hope I could make you expect such a bad film that if you are still inclined to get it, you might just say "Ah it wasn't that bad." But it really is "Cheesy"! By the way, I speak fluent Thai, and this movie was still dubbed in Thai if you choose the Thai language option. Wasn't even the voice of the characters.
I would give it a one star, but for the Tony Jaa fan factor, I'll give it a generous "two."

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Vapid Shallow Models Must Die Review

Vapid Shallow Models Must Die
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this movie was terrible. i only give it abit of credit because it has two guys full frontal. one beefcake model and a emo/musician. the camera angle and plot where the worst. nothin too good about this movie

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Battle Warrior Review

Battle Warrior
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After being majorly disappointed by Spirited Killer, I set my expectations much lower for this movie. Unfortunately, it is even worse than Spirited Killer. The story is not really worth going over. Basically there is some guy who knows where a valuable stone is. An evil General and his men want the stone and are trying to get it. There is also a group of good guys trying to find the guy who knows where the stone is. That is the story.
Tony Jaa plays one of the bad guys and looks pretty good in his 2 fight scenes, but all of the other fights are really bad. Some of the stunts are good, but not on par with most of Panna Rittikrai's other movies. The good guys have a Rambo type person on their side and he kind of drags the movie down because his movements are very slow. But overall the main reason this movie is so bad is because there aren't many fights. I can stand a bad story as long as the fights are good, but this movie doesn't provide that. Even the big finale isn't worth sticking around for. Thre are some decent explosions, but nothing to get excited about.
Rating- 1/5. This movie really makes you appreciate how much effort was put into Panna's 2 Born to Fight movies.
Picture quality is surprisingly good (well, good for Videoasia). There is a HORRIBLE English dub track, but luckily there is also an original language track and subtitles. The only reason this 2-disc DVD set gets more than a 1 star rating is because of the special features.
4 minute interview with Tony Jaa talking about Tom Yum Goong. No new information here, but while he is talking they show a really cool demonstration he did on some TV show.
6 minute interview with Jaa talking about his inspiration for getting into films and a few other interesting topics.
10 minute interview on some Thai comedy TV show with Prachya Pinkaew, Jaa, Panna, and Petchtai Wongkamlao. Mildly entertaining.
5 minute demonstration and interview that Jaa did in Hong Kong. Good stuff here, but nothing you haven't seen before if you are a Jaa fan.
22 minute interview with the producer of Pechpanna Films and a director/actor for the company. Awesome interview! They talk about some really cool stuff, such as a new Thai movie called The Brave. It isn't subtitled and the dubbing is really cheesy, but that actually makes it more enjoyable (to me at least). And there are some good action scenes mixed into the interview.
3 minute Tony Jaa interview. It seems like they are just trying to pile on the special features with this. Only thing to talk about is a 1 minute demo they show at the end of the interview.
Last but not least is an interview with Christoph Kluppel who is a big German Rambo guy that stars in Battle Warrior. He talks about his film career. I suppose this would be interesting if I was a fan of him.


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