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Sorry, If I Love You ( Scusa ma ti chiamo amore ) Review

Sorry, If I Love You ( Scusa ma ti chiamo amore )
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Simpática comedia romántica de factoria italiana. La historia es bonita, y su metraje avanza bien, pero le cuesta de finalizar. Los actores están bien. Tanto Raoul Bova como Michela Quattrociocche tienen química, aunque la diferencia de edad se nota, sobretodo por la manera de comportarse de cada uno. Ahora a esperar para la segunda parte: Scusa ma ti voglio sposare.


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Three Steps Over Heaven ( Tre metri sopra il cielo ) Review

Three Steps Over Heaven ( Tre metri sopra il cielo )
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I bought this movie so I can show it to my students. I teach Italian in High School. I am going to create a lesson out of it describing characters and places.
It's a good movie, not too violent, or too much sex. Pretty clean and a realist movie where students can identify themselves.
Great story too. Students are going to be so surprised about the end of the movie.
The product was delivers in perfect condition and on time.

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L'iniziazione (Les exploits d'un jeune Don Juan) (1987) Review

L'iniziazione (Les exploits d'un jeune Don Juan) (1987)
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Roger (Fabrice Josso) is a 16-year-old who seeks to lose his virginity in this softcore erotic drama. His initial efforts are unsuccessful, but World War I breaks out and men are seen marching off to battle. Roger goes overboard when he is presented with several amorous opportunities. He soon impregnates the maid, his aunt, and his sister in quick succession. Roger desperately tries to marry off the women to other men to avoid a lurid scandal. Stars Serena Grandi , Claudine Auger, Marina Vlady & Berangère Bonvoisin.


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Satan's Wife (1977) Review

Satan's Wife (1977)
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For those curious as to whether Satan's Wife exhibits Mya's customary substandard quality, I'm sad to report that it does. The image looks like it was pulled from an old bargain VHS tape recorded in the EP mode. As with many of Mya's releases, there are no extras at all (not even a trailer), and you get two audio options: Italian with no subtitles and dubbed English that is very poorly voiced. The best thing you can say about the picture quality is that the aspect ratio seems to be correct--frequently not the case with Mya DVDs.
The picture and sound quality are both bad, and the movie itself is not much better. I watched the English version, and I got the impression that that the lines were designed to fit the movement of the mouths rather than reflect what was written in the Italian script. The basic plot involves four women who had a one-night stand with Satan long ago, renounced their allegiance and now must pay the penalty, a penalty that comes in the form of one of the women's daughter, now a teenager and looking to avenge the insult to the Evil One. Admittedly, the actor playing the daughter is pretty creepy (and her bad dubbing actually makes her creepier), but her lines are so overblown and the situations she finds herself in are so convoluted, you can't take them seriously. In fact, the death of one character late in the movie is so illogical, you get the feeling that the actors were simply making it all up as they went along. The film also features a number of "special effects" (such as people disappearing and reappearing for no real reason) that will make you miss the high standards of 1960s TV shows like Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie.
Now take a look at the box cover and the tagline "The devil has never been hornier." You may think you're going to get a lot of nudity. You don't.
The plot itself is negligible, as it is in many of these Italian Exorcist/Omen rip-offs, but many of the scenes (especially those which involve the Charlemagne swords) play like Saturday Night Live parodies of these kinds of movies. It's nice to see John Phillip Law paired again with his Danger: Diabolik co-star Marisa Mell, but the opportunity to put the two together is wasted.
We begin with a long dance sequence in which the women give themselves to the devils, but they all sport big smiles, as if they're showgirls auditioning in Vegas. We end with the very 1970s "shock" ending, which isn't so much of a shock as a relief that the movie is over. Basically this is a waste of your money and a waste of your time.


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Submission of a Woman (1991) Review

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"Submission of a Woman" aka "Al Calar della Sera" is part rape & revenge/part giallo film. It's a difficult film to watch, but is worth purchasing. Very intense! If you're a fan of "I Spit on Your Grave", "Assault!", "The Killer Must Kill Again", etc. Check this film out!!! Very overlooked!!!!

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Ubalda, All Naked and Warm (1972) Review

Ubalda, All Naked and Warm (1972)
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This comedy is about two men in late Middle Ages Italy trying to bed each other's wives. Things are complicated by the fact that both men put their wives in to chastity belts, which only aids the women avoid sex with either of them. However, as the girls have both managed to procure duplicate keys, it hasn't slowed down their interest in other men, so there are assorted lovers secreted in or under various items of household furniture.
The comedy is based on light slapstick: falling down ladders, being clunked over the head with a pipe, brawling in the flour mill. That sort of thing. It has a lightweight script and plot which romps happily along and makes the movie reasonably enjoyable, aided by the Maciavellian machinations of all concerned.
What makes the movie even more enjoyable are the two female leads (Edwige Fenech, before she so tragically cut her hair, and Karin Schubert) who are both sensationally gorgeous and who are rarely fully clad. There is no full frontal nudity or graphic sex scenes, thus preventing the movie deteriorating into outright sleeze, but the ladies spend considerable time desporting themselves in only their chastity belts, which, although they are supposed to have been made by the local blacksmith, appear to have been designed by the Middle Ages equivalent of Victoria's Secret. There is a marvellous scene of Edwige running through the countryside in slow motion in only her chastity belt. This scene on its own makes the movie worth the price and demonstrates, without doubt, why healthy, naturally beautiful women are so much more attractive than modern anorexic, young skeletons with two halves of a basketball sewn on their chests. Especially when they are running topless! Oh, for the good old pre-plastiboob days!
In short, this movies is no masterpiece, but it is lightweight, sexy fun. Watch and enjoy! Oh, and watch for the priest with the reputation!

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Caligula II - Messalina, Messalina Review

Caligula II - Messalina, Messalina
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This film is not a sequel to the famous Guccione "Caligula" with Malcolm McDowell etc. It is not even a real sequel to the "Caligula" with Laura Gesmer and David Haughton (ASIN: 6303364438), which is released on video and DVD by the same company. The only connection is that they use the same sets! Caligula is not even in this movie!
This film follows the stories of the Emperor Claudius, trying to run the empire while passing gas (on doctor's orders) all the time and hopelessly in love with his wife, the Empress Messalina, who is having sex every man in Rome except her husband, a traveller who has come to rome looking for a good time, and a Roman con-man. There are several funny scenes involving sexual situations, such as the con-man convincing the traveller that a Christian's home is a brothel, and the Empress, disguised as a prostitute, attempting to act out every sexual position illustrated in pictures on the wall ("do them all and it's free...wait, I think you missed one...well, we'll just have to start over..."). It all ends in a comedic bloodbath when Claudius comes home early and finds an orgy in the palace.
For all it's eroticism, this is not a "porno" flick, in that it is not just about sex for sex's sake. It's a sex comedy, where most of the humor involves sex or sexual situations. It is also a historical farce, satirizing the Roman Empire and other Roman Empire movies. It's funny both for the comedy, and for how "bad" this movie is. It is badly dubbed, badly acted and the effects are really cheezy. Not a timeless masterpiece, but somewhat amusing.

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Giovannona Long-Thigh (1973) Review

Giovannona Long-Thigh (1973)
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Just for kicks I entered the original Italian title for Giovannona Long-Thigh (1973), Giovannona coscialunga, disonorata con onore, into an Internet translator and it spit out the following...Giovannona coscialunga, dishonored with honor...interesting...directed by Sergio Martino (All the Colors of the Dark, Your Vice Is a Closed Room and Only I Have the Key, The Mountain of the Cannibal God), the film features Edwige Fenech (The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh, Strip Nude for Your Killer), Pippo Franco (Ubalda, All Naked and Warm), and Gigi Ballista (Confessions of a Lady Cop).
As the story begins we learn of a new judge in town, one who enjoys a bit of fishing when not performing his official duties. While visiting a nearby river, he notices the water is extremely polluted and orders an investigation, one that ultimately points finger at the Straccolone Cheese Company. A scandal ensues, the result being the factory being shut down temporarily. The president of the company, Commander La Noce (Ballista), and his stuttering, weasel-like sycophant Albertini (Franco), in trying to figure a way out of the mess, attempt to curry favor with some politicians, but these attempts flounder mainly because said politicians have sampled their wares (har har). Anyway, turns out there's one official who hasn't named Pedico and the men discover he's got one vice...he enjoys the company of other men's wives, particularly if the wife happens to be a real looker, which Commander La Noce's wife isn't...in an effort to exploit this aspect, Albertini devises a plan to find an attractive woman with loose morals to play the role of Commander La Noce's wife so that she may get with Pedico, to which the politician would then provide support for the company so that they may resume business. Efforts to find the right woman don't go so well until Albertini runs across an incredibly beautiful streetwalker named Coco (Fenech) - seems her real name is Giovannona Coscialunga - who's got a face and body that won't quit, but possesses little of the social graces befitting the wife of a wealthy industrialist (you can take the girl out of the street but not necessarily the street out of the girl). Well, since time is of the essence, Albertini's got little choice but to employ Coco's services, and all sorts of comical mishaps ensue, especially once Coco's pimp, a goon named Robertuzzo, who wears squeaky shoes, makes the scene (he takes a certain amount of offense at Albertini's `arrangements' as he feels he's being cut out of the loop). Anyway, things get pretty wild and wooly once all the parties involved (including Commander La Noce's real wife) end up at Pedico's Sicilian estate, with a hapless Albertini set squarely in the middle...oh, did I mention? Seems Coco has taken a real shine to Albertini...
While this certainly wasn't my first foray in Italian cinema (I can't even begin to count the number of `sword and sandal' pictures I've seen over the years), Giovannona Long-Thigh was my first feature into the genre of erotic comedies, the kind prevalent in Italian cinema throughout the 1970s and into the 1980s. On the surface it may sound a cheap and somewhat sleazy comedy (it is), but I thought it was a really well made cheap and somewhat sleazy comedy. The humor throughout entails various aspects including sight gags, slapstick, innuendos, cases of mistaken identities, mixed signals, and more. I was never rolling on the floor with laughter but I did find a great deal of amusement throughout. In terms of the humor I'd equate it to that of what you'd see on an episode of The Benny Hill Show, only instead of short skits the material is drawn out to an hour and a half. While there is a `Pygmalion' element to the story as Albertini and Commander La Noce try to instill some class into Coco, this isn't focused on extensively and only accounts for a few sequences. Some of my favorite bits occur on a train, as Albertini and his boss initially try to hook Coco up with Pedico. I won't go into details, but there are a number of elements involved including a couple of old biddies, an extremely effeminate male passenger, and Pedico's amorous secretary (who's got a thing for Albertini's boss), who's face looks much like that of a well worn catcher's mitt. As far as the performances I thought they all worked very well, especially those by Franco, Ballista, and Fenech. Of course it didn't hurt any that Edwige Fenech is absolutely stunning, naturally so, and appears in various states of undress at certain points throughout the film (she's got some of the most dangerous curves I've seen in a long time). This was my first experience with her and I'm a little surprised she didn't develop more in terms of international stardom given her extraordinary `assets', along with the fact she was truly talented. All in all I thought this an entertaining, well made feature, definitely not one for the children or those who can't enjoy a foray into the blue. As I mentioned earlier this was my first adventure into the world of early, erotic Italian comedies, so I don't know if there were any better films to start with, but I can say my interest is piqued, and I'll most likely keep my eyes open for more. I certainly do appreciate NoShame for providing me with the opportunity to broaden my cinematic horizons by bringing such films for domestic release.
The picture provided on this NoShame Films DVD release, presented in widescreen anamorphic (2.35:1), is slightly funky the first, couple of minutes (the color felt slightly off), but quickly develops nicely once into the film, displaying a wonderful sense of vibrant clarity, and the Dolby Digital 2.0, in Italian, comes through very well (while there are optional English subtitles, there is no English audio track specifically because the film was never released in the U.S.). There are some interesting extras including a recently filmed eight minute interview with star Edwige Fenech, who looks as good pushing sixty as she did some thirty-five years ago, an Edwige Fenech trailer collection (13 mins.), a bit entitled `Revenge of Edwige's Groovy Sexadelic Reel (3 mins.), an original theatrical trailer for the film, and an eight page insert booklet featuring biographies on director Sergio Martino and Edwige Fenech, along with liner notes for the film and the genre in general.
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Salo (The Criterion Collection) (1975) Review

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"Salo" is most certainly one of the most controversial films of all time. With an eye sensitive to horrific imagery, it is easy to fall into a trap and see the imagery for only what it is, as opposed to what it represents. For, the power of "Salo" is to be seen in the relentless metaphor that it contains. Once one knows a couple of basic hints it becomes far easier to peel off the layers of disgust to reveal the true essence of this powerful film.
The basic characters fall into several archetypes:
1) The 4 Men: represent the fascist rule that dominated Italy during the Nazi rule. Given more power than they should have, they are content to savage the people they rule over with no respect for the humanity that they have been given control over.
2) The teens: the victims of this fascist control (the Jews of the Holocaust, the Italian people, etc.) who quickly lose all their dignity and rights under such savage treatment. Escape appears to be only a couple of steps away and seems quite easy; yet, for these individuals, it is impossible.
3) The madams: The politicians that (although not participating directly in most of the exploitation of the populace) provide the direction and desire to commit such crimes to humanity. Easily recognizable, they are just a step below the 4 men in the line of power.
4) The soldiers: the populace of Germany/Italy who allowed these atrocities to go on. Witnessing the entire situation as it escalates (much like it did in Nazi Germany), these people fall under the Nazi spell. For them, it is impossible to sympathize with individuals that have been so debased, so no guilt is felt on their part for the crimes they are involved in.
5) The piano player: the populace of Germany/Italy who allow the atrocities to go on, but eventually become aware of the horrors that they have helped cause. Inevitably, rather than direct their guilt externally to change the system, these individuals internalize it upon themselves.
6) The viewer: as an individual watching this movie, the viewer is being asked by Pasolini what side they are going to fall one: the soldier or the piano player? Are we to feel sympathy for these violated teens or are we to look at their plight with the same detached lack of interest as the soldiers?
Thus, Pasolini has created a large allegory that can be seen in today's light, as well as those of WW II. Essentially, these archetypes are applicable to most any situation in the world where individuals are being exploited...and this is Pasolini's message. As individuals outside the loop (viewers) we possess the ability to evaluate the scene and react in a way that can alleviate or enhance the scenario, it is up to us to decide.
A word about the imagery: This too is an essential aspect of "Salo;" for, in its relentless onslaught, Pasolini is trying to tell us something. Once upon a time imagery like that of the Holocaust in WWII was capable of shocking the populace of the world (as it was REAL); however, much of humanity has become desensitized to this. Pasolini is trying to offend us with the imagery of this movie in order to parallel how we SHOULD be offended by the imagery of the Holocaust. He is showing us these atrocities without "Hollywoodizing" them (try "Schindler's List" for that)...these are images we cannot deny and they are based on reality. Humanity is capable of tremendous horror and through the imagery of "Salo," Pasolini is forcing us to acknowledge a side of our species that we have lost sight of over time.
In this fashion, "Salo" is an exploration on the psychology of mass fascism. Not only are the soldiers placed under the spell due to the debasement of the people that are being exploited, but the exploited individuals are turned against themselves to continue to live (one particular scene is "Salo" articulates this perfectly). Promises of "freedom" that are never delivered also helps to keep these individuals in line. This mass psychology is evident throughout "Salo;" for, there are ample chances to attempt escape, but all are kept in line with minimal effort.
Finally, a quick word about the ending (I will keep this vague so as not to spoil it for those that have not seen it): Pasolini is telling us that, in the end, we have become so desensitized to the horrors that surround us that we are all inevitably the soldier archetype. No longer able to see the suffering that surrounds us, we are dancing right along with the 4 Men...although perhaps not directly involved, we see all that is going on and help allow it to happen through our lack of action. Pasolini is describing humanity's fate here and forcing us to confront it so that, perhaps, something can be done to change it.
This movie is one that is NOT recommended to potential viewers unless they see this movie for the imagery it represents. Contrary to what many will tell you, this movie is NOT a dark comedy and is, indeed, as dark and relentless as they come. Again, the imagery is RELENTLESS...be prepared if you decide to see this; after all, the imagery is only a fraction as disturbing as what it represents.
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